Sunday, December 10, 2006

Ebenezer Scrooge – proto-Green?

I read Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” annually to remind myself why I will someday invent a time machine, travel back to 1843, and have him kneecapped. This year, though, it yielded unforeseen riches in the form of a sudden shock, a unexpected vision of an all too familiar character that I never realized existed in 19th century London. What was this revelation, this epiphany, this eye-opener? It turns out that the unreconstructed Scrooge is actually a 21st century environmentalist.

The first rather broad hint of this comes as Scrooge is in his office trying to get rid of two gentlemen who are soliciting charitable donations. When one of them says that many of the poor would rather die than go to the workhouses, Scrooge replies, “If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” A reply that would do Paul Ehrlich and the rest of his Neo-Malthusian misanthropes proud! Of course, they want the poor to die to save the environment, just like all those who condemned millions of Africans to illness and death by banning DDT. That’s more important than human lives. But wait, there’s more!

“Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk’s fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal. But he couldn’t replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his own room, and as surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary to part.”
Scrooge is obviously being conservation minded here, and he is sincerely trying to reduce his carbon footprint on the earth by limiting his use of fossil fuels. And as all Greens desperately wish, he has the power to force another to behave likewise whether that person wants to or not. It’s for his own good, after all.

When Scrooge’s nephew comes in to wish him a merry Christmas, Scrooge snarls, “What right have you to be merry?” What is this but the constant cry of the Al Gores of the world decrying any human comfort or enjoyment as destructive to the planet? Nobody has a right to be merry unless Al and his fellow elites approve.

Before his conversion to Dickensian righteousness, Scrooge walks everywhere – no SUV for him! He eats cheap food and not much of it. He lives in rooms in an old building that has been converted to offices – no planet-killing house or yard. He owns very little furniture or clothing. He has no wife or children - no contributor to overpopulation he! He hates humanity in general and especially people who are enjoying themselves ("If I could work my will every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."). He is the very model of the modern Green, the master mold of environmentalism. Who cares about the actual reasons for living such a life, it’s good for the planet, isn’t it? We should all be like Scrooge! Well, the old Scrooge. After Dickens' sentimental ghosts get through with him, his consumption of the earth’s resources goes way up – “Make up the fires and buy another coal-scuttle before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!” He also “knew how to keep Christmas well”, and we all know what THAT means. Redemption, indeed! Bah, humbug!

So in this season of hope and joy, remember that the only way to save the planet is for all of us to be hopeless and joyless like old Ebenezer Scrooge, version one.


Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

It's about time.

SENATOR INHOFE ANNOUNCES PUBLIC RELEASE OF “SKEPTIC’S GUIDE TO DEBUNKING GLOBAL WARMING”

Washington D.C. - Senator James Inhofe (R-Okla.), the outgoing Chairman of Environment & Public Works Committee, is pleased to announce the public release of the Senate Committee published booklet entitled “A Skeptic’s Guide to Debunking Global Warming Alarmism. Hot & Cold Media Spin Cycle: A Challenge To Journalists who Cover Global Warming.”

Click here to download the "Skeptic's Guide" (http://epw.senate.gov/repwhitepapers/6341044%20Hot%20&%20Cold%20Media.pdf)]

The color glossy 64 page booklet -- previously was only available in hardcopy to the media and policy makers -- includes speeches, graphs, press releases and scientific articles refuting catastrophe climate fears presented by the media, the United Nations, Hollywood and former Vice President turned-foreign-lobbyist Al Gore.

The “Skeptic’s Guide” includes a copy of Senator Inhofe’s 50 minute Senate floor speech http://epw.senate.gov/speechitem.cfm?party=rep&id=263759 delivered on September 25, 2006 challenging the media to improve its reporting.

The ‘Skeptic’s Guide’, which has received recognition by the LA Times and Congressional Quarterly, is now available free for international distribution on the Senate Environmental & Public Works Web site (http://epw.senate.gov/w_papers.cfm?party=rep)]

The book, which features web links to all supporting documentation, also serves as a handbook to identify the major players in media bias when it comes to poor climate science reporting. The guide presents a reporter’s virtual who’s-who’s of embarrassing and one-sided media coverage, with a focus on such reporters as CBS News “60 Minutes” Scott Pelley, ABC News reporter Bill Blakemore, CNN’s Miles O’Brien, and former NBC Newsman Tom Brokaw.

Senator Inhofe’s “Skeptic’s Guide” also includes hard hitting critiques of the New York Times, Time Magazine, Newsweek, Associated Press, Reuters, the LA Times, the Chicago Tribune, and the Washington Post.

Senator Inhofe has challenged the media in a series of speeches and hearings to stop the unfounded hype.

“The American people are fed up with the media for promoting the idea that former Vice President Al Gore represents the scientific “consensus” that SUV’s and the modern American way of life have somehow created a 'climate emergency' that only United Nations bureaucrats and wealthy Hollywood liberals can solve,” Senator Inhofe said in October.

Skepticism that human C02 emissions are creating a “climate catastrophe” has grown in recent times. In September, renowned French geophysicists and Socialist Party member Claude Allegre, converted from a believer in manmade catastrophic global warming to a climate skeptic. This latest defector from the global warming camp caps a year in which numerous scientific studies have bolstered the claims of climate skeptics.

Scientific studies that debunk the dire predictions of human-caused global warming have continued to accumulate and many believe the new science is shattering the media-promoted scientific “consensus” on climate alarmism.

See: (http://epw.senate.gov/pressitem.cfm?party=rep&id=264777)

It's too bad that Inhofe will no longer be the chairman of this committee, but I'm glad he took this parting shot. We'll see if the next chairman, Barbara Boxer, will actually promote real science as Inhofe did or if she will go along with her party's alarmist Algorian views.


Wednesday, December 06, 2006

P.T. Barnum was wrong. There are hundreds born every minute.

From the Christian Science Moniter:

Americans try to shift into 'carbon neutral'

To combat global warming, many try to remove as much carbon dioxide from the atmosphere as they add to it.

| Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor

Are you living "carbon neutral" - or better yet, "carbon negative"? Have you gone on a "carbon diet"? Are you shrinking your "carbon footprint" on the earth or aiming for a "net zero" lifestyle?

If so, you've got lots of company, including celebrities, sports teams, airlines, moviemakers, tour operators, and at least one college. They're all trying to make sure that they're removing at least as much carbon (in the form of carbon dioxide, or CO2) from the atmosphere as they add from heating their homes or businesses or traveling by car or airplane.

I'm not even going to belabour the point that human emissions have EXTREMELY LITTLE TO NO effect on global climate. We'll see what the real reason for this is later in the article.

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Becoming "carbon neutral" involves two steps, environmentalists point out. The first is to reduce carbon emissions through familiar conservation measures: replacing incandescent light bulbs with fluorescent bulbs, using public transit, and so forth. Many online "carbon calculators" help individuals or businesses assess how much carbon they are emitting.

But that only reduces their carbon emissions. To get to zero, they'll need to buy "carbon offsets" by sending money to projects that replace fossil fuels with renewable energy sources, such as solar or wind-power generators, or to projects that remove carbon dioxide from the air, such as tree farms.

For example, a new business-class airline, Silverjet, plans to add a levy of about $26 to its transatlantic fares that will be sent to carbon-reducing projects to offset the carbon burned during the flight.

But some environmentalists worry that the idea of going "carbon neutral" could be detrimental if it leads to people only buying offsets and not changing their lifestyles.

"The concept of carbon neutrality is great. But it's one thing for people to do things to reduce their carbon emissions in their own lives; it's another thing for people to buy credits or offsets counting on someone else to clean up their act," says Dan Becker, director of the Sierra Club's global warming project. "It would be bad if it has the impact of creating sort of 'papal indulgences' that people feel that they're allowed to buy a gas-guzzling SUV or otherwise pollute in ways that they could avoid because they can pay someone else to plant some trees in Guatemala."

See my comments in previous blogs. Indulgences is exactly what they are. "Being green" is the newest religion.


"The past year has been tremendous," says Billy Connelly, part owner and marketing director of Native Energy of Charlotte, Vt., which sells carbon offsets. The level of public understanding about carbon emissions is much greater now than two to four years ago when the majority native American-owned company was just starting out.

"It's due in no small part to Mr. Gore's film," he says.

Yes, the Reverand Al, the high pontiff of the greens.


Native Energy invests in solar, wind, and biomass energy-generating projects that aim to "push coal-fired and gas-fired energy off the [electric] grid," Mr. Connelly says. In one native village in Alaska, he says, a wind turbine is replacing expensive diesel fuel that had to be flown in to make electricity.

The villagers have seen firsthand the results of global warming, he says. "The permafrost is literally melting beneath them."

So maybe they'll be able to have gardens now? Why is warmer always bad? Why is permafrost good? What do they use for power when the wind's not blowing?

Individuals who have bought carbon offsets from Native Energy include the Middlebury (Vt.) College ski team, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, Clif Bar energy bars, and the Canadian alternative rock band Barenaked Ladies. The Dave Matthews Band has bought enough offsets, Connelly says, to make up for the carbon the group has emitted during its entire 15 years of touring.

See P.T. Barnum again. There's plenty of them with money, too, I guess.

Meanwhile, the College of the Atlantic in Bar Harbor, Maine, is proclaiming itself to be the first such institution pledged to be carbon neutral. The college plans to offset all student and faculty commuting to campus and any other carbon emissions "caused by our existence," says college president David Hales.

The school's fleet of boats, for example, has been converted to burn only renewable biofuels.

Let's all switch to biofuels. Then we can use all that soy and corn for fuel instead of feeding all those pesky poor people in the third world.

Students are heavily involved on committees now researching how to determine the size of the college's "carbon footprint" and how to best buy carbon offsets. Whatever offsets are purchased must show that the projects they support have "quantifiable, verifiable" results in reducing carbon emissions, Mr. Hales says.

I would REALLY like to see those numbers. How do you verify the amount of carbon a tree takes up?

Trustees, alumni, parents, and donors back the carbon-neutral initiative, he adds. The school's pledge follows other environmental moves at the college. It already buys all of its electricity from a wind- powered source and held a "zero-waste" graduation ceremony last year.

Well, zero waste except for the paper the degrees were printed on. If this "science" is representative of the quality of the other programs at that school, they're of no worth at all.


Monday, December 04, 2006

Actually, I just read constantly.

You paid attention during 100% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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It also appears that I am a genius.

Considering the source, it's just as accurate to say that I'm big in Japan.