More from the "What were they thinking?" files

Nude Bicyclists Seek Motorist Respect
Gives new meaning to "the naked and the dead".

Three Elderly Americans Lost for Three Days in Miami
They probably couldn't find anybody who spoke English to give them directions.

Bockwurst of Death
A German man "may have administered" a bockwurst to a woman, who then choked to death. How do you administer a bockwurst?

Fugitive Busted at FBI Construction Site
Definitely the place to be if you're a felon

Canadian Man Sentenced for Styling Girlfriend's Hair With Power Drill
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