Monday, August 28, 2006

It's really stupid out there today

Some headlines which would fully justify your decision to just stay in bed today.

From SFGate.com :

Feinstein unveils Dem plan to cut greenhouse gas

Are they all going to stop talking?

From the Japan Times

The fat, the starving, and global warming

Yes, we're all too fat now, but Global Warming will soon put a stop to it!

From the Telegraph :

One day we're told that something will help us live to 150, the next that it causes cancer in white mice

It took until 2006 for the Telegraph to figure this out?

From The Guardian :

Offset your carbon emissions with a text

If you give away enough money you won't feel guilty about your existance anymore.

From The Living Church:

National Cathedral to Welcome Former Iran President

The same guy who presided over things like this. And no, he hasn't repented or converted.

And finally, from Newsday:

Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive

At least she wasn't on a cell phone.



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