Church of England Discovers New Sins

From The Times

It's a sin to fly, says church

THE Bishop of London has declared it sinful for people to contribute to climate change by flying on holiday, driving a “gas-guzzling” car or failing to use energy-saving measures in the home, writes Jonathan Leake.

Richard Chartres will encourage vicars to preach more green sermons and warn congregations that it is now a moral obligation for Christians to lead eco-friendly lifestyles.

Where is this in the Bible that it was not discovered until now? Must have been buried under those prohibitions against divorce, infanticide, pride, lust, greed, etc. that the C of E has been throwing away over the years.

Chartres, who chairs the bishops’ panel on the environment, said: “There is now an overriding imperative to walk more lightly upon the earth and we need to make our lifestyle decisions in that light.

“Making selfish choices such as flying on holiday or buying a large car are a symptom of sin. Sin is not just a restricted list of moral mistakes. It is living a life turned in on itself where people ignore the consequences of their actions.”

And here I've been thinking that sin was disobedience against God. Silly me. I also thought Christians were about doing what God says without regard for the consequences. Again, I guess I just don't have the theological background to grapple with these questions.

Chartres, the third most senior bishop in the Church of England, has declared his views as it prepares to publish Treasures on Earth, a booklet on environmental matters to be sent to every diocese for distribution.

Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, said: “We stand before God’s judgment on these matters. In life we have to make moral choices over our sex life and over our domestic and financial affairs. We make choices of moral significance and our relation to the environment is no exception.”

The booklet will say that scientific research supporting predictions that the earth faces serious climate change is “overwhelming”. It will also detail practical ways for Christians to cut their carbon emissions, at church and at home, including trying to walk or cycle to communion.

AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! The Earth has ALWAYS faced "serious climate change". Why do these bozos think the present time should be any different? Haven't they noticed that there aren't any Apatosauri hanging around outside their cathedrals?

The church’s advisers on the environment say that offsetting your carbon dioxide emissions against “green” actions such as planting trees is a first step towards becoming sustainable but is not a long-term answer.

Let's see, if you confess to driving a Hummer, the penance is twelve oak trees and twenty-five maples. If you only drive a Civic, it's six oaks and ten maples. Now we just have to work out how much the sin of having a backyard cookout is worth. And don't forget all that CO2 you exhale just by being alive.

Under Chartres, the church has commissioned briefings on climate change, plus examples of green sermons, available on the internet, to help vicars master the facts when writing their homilies.

It's obvious to me that this has nothing to do with facts. In fact, the C of E seems to have more blind faith on this issue than it does in actual Christianity.

As dean of the chapels royal, Chartres also oversees churches used by the royal family and so is in regular contact with the Queen, the head of the church, and the Prince of Wales. A church spokesman confirmed both had supported Chartres’ initiative.

The church is taking steps to improve its own environmental record and has asked vicars to carry out an energy audit so they can reduce their “carbon footprint”. It owns some of the largest and draughtiest buildings in Britain, including medieval cathedrals, gothic churches and ageing parsonages.

“We have no right to appeal to our contemporaries on this issue if we have failed to put our own house in order,” said Chartres.

So with the Anglican Church in chaos worldwide, this will put their house in order. Dream on, Rich.

Lambeth Palace, Williams’ residence, has been audited — and was criticised for using inefficient light bulbs rather than the low-energy alternatives.

So how many trees does he have to plant?

Claire Foster, the church’s environment policy director, said: “Indiscriminate use of the earth’s resources must be seen as profoundly wrong, just as we now see slavery as wrong.”

Hey Claire, didn't you pay attention to the game "one of these things is not like the other" on Sesame Street? Again, AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!